Meet Roseanne

Hi, I'm glad you're here!

Even though I’m a writer, I still think that sitting down to describe yourself is one of the hardest things you could possibly write about – and I have written papers on biochemistry and also an academic thesis about 14th Dynasty Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs … so I have some unpleasant experiences to compare it to.

I’m a writer, artist and mom based in Portland, Oregon. I currently freelance, but I’m also open to traditional employment opportunities.

Weirdo

Being raised in Portland, Oregon has made me almost immune to weirdness. There goes a guy dressed as Darth Vader on a unicycle playing the bagpipe!? Yeah, nbd that’s normal.

Nerd

I’m a bit of a nerd (or is it geek? or both?) who loves to learn and dive deep into obscure troves of trivia.  Wanna chat X-Files conspiracy lore sometime?

Artist

I do what I do because I love creating and collaborating with people. You know the kid who eschewed sandbox time to color with boring crayons instead? Yo!

Goofball

To me, the only other thing better than collaborating on an awesome project that helps someone else achieve their dreams is making people laugh. Or at least making myself laugh. Ok, sometimes I’m the only one laughing but, hey, that’s what really counts in the end!

I can’t wait to get to know you and how I might be a fit for helping your business succeed.

Photo of Roseanne Sherman